a big big love

lady snail in grad school

pretty things. funny things. life things. important things.

the only way

you will ever be able to apologize for raping me is to turn yourself in.
actions speak louder than words.
stay the fuck away from me

I’m just eating a whole baguette

by myself. at work.
Classic.

taking out my anger at my boss

on ground pork is a good coping strategy right?
CHOPPIN IT UP

World Cup

  • every time I try to have a productive day I end up just watching World Cup all day and making awesome food.
  • Pretty sure I'm making the right decision short and long term. Work can wait 😆
  • Normally I’m really good at saving fly lives

    and I just patiently shoo them out the door. HOWEVER, I’ve been getting like 6-10 big ole slow dummy flies in my mudroom every couple of hours. The door seal is prob not good and it’s summer.
    So I’ve been on a killing rampage for the last couple of days because it’s too many flies, I’m sorry universe but I already put 10 notches on my swatter today.

    I miss this so much! I can’t wait to go camping again with my main man in a new state :) 

    you know it’s business time when

    you slept late after planning to use your morning and then you’re chugging your vitamins with boiling hot coffee and multitasking everything

    sweet dragon sculpture on a nice walk with my man. love that scary face /p>

    sweet dragon sculpture on a nice walk with my man. love that scary face /p>

    this was supposed to be a motivational painting until I made crispy burnt worms instead of flower stems 😳

    this was supposed to be a motivational painting until I made crispy burnt worms instead of flower stems 😳

    #babushka time

    #babushka time